Eeyore

Eeyore used to really be dropping science on niggas and they would just play him off on some silent, "shut the fuck up" shit. The way they used to act like Eeyore didn't say nothing used to bother the hell out of me. Nobody ever reacted. Pooh was too busy looking for honey and being a homo to pick up the gems Eeyore was dropping. Even as a kid, I used to get what he was saying... and in my six year old voice a "real shit" would be directed towards the TV that I was sitting far too close to.

We can't all and some of us don't. That's all there is to it.

Damn. More from Eeyore:

I'm not asking anybody... I'm telling everybody.

After all, one can't complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said "Bother!" The Social Round. Always something going on. Could you ask your friend to do his exercise somewhere else? I shall be having lunch directly, and don't want it bounced on just before I begin. A trifling matter, and fussy of me, but we all have our little ways. Rabbit: Thank you, Eeyore. Drop in on any of us at any time, when you feel like it. Eeyore: Thank you, Rabbit. And if anybody says, in a loud voice, 'Bother, it's Eeyore!'...I can drop out again.